hi

pidie:

im dying i’m already dead

program | emofuri

hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

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(Source: deadlykillerqueen)

chaystar:


“we’re gonna fucking die”
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chaystar:

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“we’re gonna fucking die”

(Source: mewtwos)

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(Source: labyrinthing)

jaclcfrost:

[touches own boob] nice

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(Source: doritosfourlokos)

throwbackdisneychannel:

tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

bless u

vergess:

piglii:

RIGHT OKAY SO I WAS TALKING TO MY 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN ON SKYPE ABOUT HALF AN HOUR AGO AND SHE LEFT FOR A LITTLE WHILE TO GO DO SOMETHING AND DIDN’T WANT ME TO BE LONELY, SO SHE LEFT HER PET FURBY (SHE CALLS IT “LULU”) ON A CHAIR TO “TALK” TO ME FOR A WHILE
SO I ROLL WITH IT AND JUST KIND OF BUM AROUND FOR A MINUTE WAITING FOR HER TO GET BACK WHEN SUDDENLY  A NOISE THAT SOUNDS LIKE SATAN’S ASSHOLE FARTING OUT A METALLICA SOLO COMES OUT OF THE SPEAKERS, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME LULU DECIDES TO START LAUGHING FOR A GOOD 20 SECONDS NON-STOP IN A HIGH PITCHED SCREECH
AND THEN MY COUSIN WALKED BACK IN AND EVERYTHING JUST IMMEDIATELY HALTED
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD INFORM SOMEONE THAT SHE’S PROBABLY LIVING WITH A HELL DEMON DISGUISED IN A PLUSHY PINK PACKAGE JUST WAITING TO DEVOUR THE SOULS OF THE LIVING

It’s 2014. Anyone who buys their child a furby knows exactly what sort of unholy pact they are making, trust me.
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vergess:

piglii:

RIGHT OKAY SO I WAS TALKING TO MY 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN ON SKYPE ABOUT HALF AN HOUR AGO AND SHE LEFT FOR A LITTLE WHILE TO GO DO SOMETHING AND DIDN’T WANT ME TO BE LONELY, SO SHE LEFT HER PET FURBY (SHE CALLS IT “LULU”) ON A CHAIR TO “TALK” TO ME FOR A WHILE

SO I ROLL WITH IT AND JUST KIND OF BUM AROUND FOR A MINUTE WAITING FOR HER TO GET BACK WHEN SUDDENLY  A NOISE THAT SOUNDS LIKE SATAN’S ASSHOLE FARTING OUT A METALLICA SOLO COMES OUT OF THE SPEAKERS, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME LULU DECIDES TO START LAUGHING FOR A GOOD 20 SECONDS NON-STOP IN A HIGH PITCHED SCREECH

AND THEN MY COUSIN WALKED BACK IN AND EVERYTHING JUST IMMEDIATELY HALTED

NOT SURE IF I SHOULD INFORM SOMEONE THAT SHE’S PROBABLY LIVING WITH A HELL DEMON DISGUISED IN A PLUSHY PINK PACKAGE JUST WAITING TO DEVOUR THE SOULS OF THE LIVING

It’s 2014. Anyone who buys their child a furby knows exactly what sort of unholy pact they are making, trust me.

vodkacupcakes:

Do you ever lay in bed and crave someones arms around you but like its not gonna happen so you want to explode

yummymeats:

beauty

How to make your own deodorant.
How to make pigtails without a part.
How to make your own fragrances.
How to have Game of Thrones hair.
How to make horn buns.

crafting/sewing

How to make a lolita dress.
How to make bloomers.
How to make a dress form.
How to make glass lanterns.
How to make comic shoes.
How to make cute hair bows.
How to sew some neat skirts!
How to make plastic keychains.
How to make cosplay armor.
How to make lip stain.
How to make a giant squid.
How to make a flower crown.

movies

Pixar movies.
Hayao Miyazaki movies.
Disney movies.
Dreamworks movies.
Movies to watch when it’s raining.
Great science fiction movies.

art

How to draw correct proportions.
How to draw/shade faces and folds.
How to draw animal noses.
How to create skin tone palettes.
Fashion inspiration.
How to draw bat wings.
Hairstyle inspiration (for girls).
Good typography fonts.
How to draw boobs.
How to shade (water and cell).
Instant art assignment.
Pretty cool ideas.
How to make a repeating pattern.

life

How to pack luggage.
How to work out like a dork.
How to fix your sore throat.
How to answer a job interview.
How to always get the best deals.
How to dress to the nines.
How to disappear.
How to go on a cute date.
How to not get raped.
How to bypass expensive wifi.
How to balance a checkbook.
How to catch shinies.
How to fight.

food

What can I cook?
Vegan recipes.
How to cook ramen.
How to handle your leftovers.
How to make Harry Potter Drinks.
How to make good spaghetti.
How to make hummus.
How to make green smoothies.
How to make a salad.
How to cook with tofu.
How to make eggs.
How to make dildo popsicles.

feeling crummy?

You’re worthwhile.
Letting it out doesn’t have to leave a scar.
Your emotions are valid.
It’s a beautiful world.
Take care of yourself (ftm).
You are beautiful.
(No matter what you say.)
You’re the best!
How to live.
Lot’s of people love you.
You’re wonderful even if you don’t see it yourself.
You deserve to relax.
Slow down.
This earth is incredible.
You deserve life.
You deserve life.
You deserve life.
You deserve life.

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yummymeats:

beauty

How to make your own deodorant.

How to make pigtails without a part.

How to make your own fragrances.

How to have Game of Thrones hair.

How to make horn buns.

crafting/sewing

How to make a lolita dress.

How to make bloomers.

How to make a dress form.

How to make glass lanterns.

How to make comic shoes.

How to make cute hair bows.

How to sew some neat skirts!

How to make plastic keychains.

How to make cosplay armor.

How to make lip stain.

How to make a giant squid.

How to make a flower crown.

movies

Pixar movies.

Hayao Miyazaki movies.

Disney movies.

Dreamworks movies.

Movies to watch when it’s raining.

Great science fiction movies.

art

How to draw correct proportions.

How to draw/shade faces and folds.

How to draw animal noses.

How to create skin tone palettes.

Fashion inspiration.

How to draw bat wings.

Hairstyle inspiration (for girls).

Good typography fonts.

How to draw boobs.

How to shade (water and cell).

Instant art assignment.

Pretty cool ideas.

How to make a repeating pattern.

life

How to pack luggage.

How to work out like a dork.

How to fix your sore throat.

How to answer a job interview.

How to always get the best deals.

How to dress to the nines.

How to disappear.

How to go on a cute date.

How to not get raped.

How to bypass expensive wifi.

How to balance a checkbook.

How to catch shinies.

How to fight.

food

What can I cook?

Vegan recipes.

How to cook ramen.

How to handle your leftovers.

How to make Harry Potter Drinks.

How to make good spaghetti.

How to make hummus.

How to make green smoothies.

How to make a salad.

How to cook with tofu.

How to make eggs.

How to make dildo popsicles.

feeling crummy?

You’re worthwhile.

Letting it out doesn’t have to leave a scar.

Your emotions are valid.

It’s a beautiful world.

Take care of yourself (ftm).

You are beautiful.

(No matter what you say.)

You’re the best!

How to live.

Lot’s of people love you.

You’re wonderful even if you don’t see it yourself.

You deserve to relax.

Slow down.

This earth is incredible.

You deserve life.

You deserve life.

You deserve life.

You deserve life.

shitshilarious:

I appreciate how he never uses the word “normal” to begin with

(Source: 2009emo)

breelandwalker:

eldritchlunch:

grilledcheese4evr:

PRO TIP: watching “how it’s made” is SUCH a good way to combat an anxiety attack! There’s soothing music, a soothing narrator who’s intonation never changes (narrators never yell or change their speaking pace), it’s engaging enough to keep you occupied but doesn’t force you to think too hard!

also sometimes the narrator makes bad puns

Archive of How It’s Made Episodes on Project Free TV

amytao297:

agentrodgers:

lady-comedian:

agentrodgers:

fandoms-will-be-the-death-of-me:

agentrodgers:

Just got back from the gym

ARE YOU THE BLACK WIDOW?

……

Barton, I’ve been compromised.


OMG I CAN IMAGINE BARTON ALL LIKE “I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET A TUMBLR!!!”



#SWAGTASHA BROMANOFF
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amytao297:

agentrodgers:

lady-comedian:

agentrodgers:

fandoms-will-be-the-death-of-me:

agentrodgers:

Just got back from the gym

ARE YOU THE BLACK WIDOW?

……

Barton, I’ve been compromised.

OMG I CAN IMAGINE BARTON ALL LIKE “I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET A TUMBLR!!!”

#SWAGTASHA BROMANOFF

yolucas:

cute story time: my one friend is dating a boy who is blind and they go for walks everyday and as they walk she describes everything to him and he always says that “she makes everything sound so beautiful, except herself, but one day I’m determined to make her describe herself in the same beautiful way she describes the earth” I’m so