Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
I’m sorry my outward appearance and standard behaviors confuse you. I know I’m an adult because I don’t have to ask for cookies. I just give them to myself.
…and then I dunk the cookies in wine while watching as much TV as I want…
YOU DESERVE AN AWARD AND DO U SEE KHAN WATCH HER AS SHE TURNS INTO A WARRIOR IM SCREAMING
Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)
The mayor of Mississauga, Canada is a badass. via
Hazel McCallion, everbody.
92 years old,
34 years in office,
$0 in debt
$700 million in reserve
Eight prime ministers
But women aren’t strong leaders… OH WAIT.
Now I’m sure somebody’s gonna tell me something but
- supports a Palestinian state
- supports Aids CHarities
- told her city well if we cant get money y’all need to pay taxes and maintains a 76 approval rating
- nick named Hurricane Hazel
- and is so boss lady that she don’t run she’ tells folks to give that money to charity
I will always reblog this lady.
This woman is officially my new hero.
In regards to the flooding in the GTA yesterday, she apparently said that she hasn’t seen rain like that since her neighbour Noah was building a boat.
New hero in life.
Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them
sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget
The University of Montana’s magazine The Montanan recently profiled Hank — check out the article here!
UN Report on Childhood Mortality
The UN’s report on childhood mortality was published today, which is the kind of event I really nerd out about.
- 200,000 fewer children died in 2013 than in 2012.
- The worldwide mortality rate among children under 5 has fallen by nearly half since 1990.
- Many countries…
naomi looking heavenlier than your faves
John + no (requested by Anonymous)
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.