I have a theory that nobody actually works in Ikea. Their ‘employees’ are people that have gotten lost inside, and over the years they simply assimilate into the store. They find themselves wearing clothes that match the logo, they forget the need to eat or sleep. They are Ikea. Ikea is them.
We are all Ikea.
And now, the weather
This is my Gallifreyan/John Green tattoo that I designed and drew out myself. Adapted from Paper Towns, it says “Imagine others complexly.”
[[RIPS SHIRT OFF]] OuT THE BAck DOOR goddamn bUT I LOVE HER ANYWAY
[RIPS SKIN OFF] MIss JACKSON MISS JACKSON, MISS jacKSON ArE YoU NASTY
at the disco
I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going
'om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom'
Live Table Talk Question: What fantasy world would you want to live in?
- Joe Bereta: Living in the Star Trek universe would be pretty sweet.
- Hank Green: That's not fantasy. That's the future, man.
the guy in front of me walked into a post and i was so busy laughing that i walked into the same post
we’re going for coffee tomorrow morning
i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops